Synopsis: A little known author seeks advice from one of the world's most powerful men, but instead of getting the canned speech about hard work that she was expecting, she uncovered a secret conspiracy conducted in cold-blood. Intrigued by the reptilian's plan to team up with "hairy little meatbags," they soon begin their endeavor to redistribute the global balance of power. This novelette contains exercises to help anyone interested in casting off their reptilian masters and taking charge of their lives. A tell-all book about the reptilian conspiracy and indispensable guide to world domination...fact or fiction?