Fiction and Essays (view Full Listing)

• 9 • Signs Your Parents Are Being Replaced by Automatons • (2004) • poem by Bruce Boston
• 10 • Eight Things Not to Do or Say When a Mad Scientist Moves Into Your Neighborhood • (2002) • poem by Bruce Boston
• 11 • Ten Things Not to Say When You Meet a Famous SF Writer • (2001) • poem by Bruce Boston
• 12 • What to Take and Not to the Enchanted Forest • (2004) • poem by Bruce Boston
• 13 • Reasons the Druids Did Not Survive • poem by Bruce Boston
• 14 • Things Not to Say at a Witch Burning • poem by Bruce Boston
• 15 • Things Not to Say When You Are Being Tortured to Death • poem by Bruce Boston
• 16 • Things Not to Say When You Meet the Master of the Universe • (2004) • poem by Bruce Boston
• 17 • Rules for Dealing with Your Teenage Werewolf Son • (2004) • poem by Bruce Boston
• 18 • How to Keep an Aging Werewolf Happy • (2005) • poem by Bruce Boston
• 19 • How a Werewolf Chooses an Agent • (2003) • poem by Bruce Boston
• 21 • Excuses Why Your Monster Husband Cannot Come to the Phone • (2004) • poem by Bruce Boston
• 22 • Things Not to Say After a Nuclear Holocaust • poem by Bruce Boston
• 23 • The Car of the Future • poem by Bruce Boston
• 24 • Please Read Before Assembly • poem by Bruce Boston
• 26 • What to Do When Your Relatives from Mars Visit Unexpectedly • poem by Bruce Boston
• 27 • Signs You Could Be Living in a Virtual Reality • (2005) • poem by Bruce Boston
• 28 • Signs You Could Be a Clone • (2004) • poem by Bruce Boston
• 29 • How to Wed Your Robot Bride • (2004) • poem by Bruce Boston
• 30 • Etiquette with Your Robot Wife • (2002) • poem by Bruce Boston
• 32 • Etiquette with a Robot Warrior • poem by Bruce Boston
• 33 • Signs Your Domestic Robot Needs a Tune-Up • (2004) • poem by Bruce Boston
• 34 • Our Robot President: The First Hundred Days • (2004) • poem by Bruce Boston
• 35 • Why I Chose a Robot Body and Have Never Regretted It • poem by Bruce Boston
• 36 • How to Tell If It's an Android • poem by Bruce Boston
• 37 • Etiquette with a Shapeshifter • poem by Bruce Boston
• 38 • New Year's Resolutions: 2223 • poem by Bruce Boston
• 39 • What to Expect and Not Expect from an Interstellar Voyage • (2004) • poem by Bruce Boston
• 40 • How to Court a Native of Altair V • (2004) • poem by Bruce Boston
• 41 • Things You Can't Avoid As an Immortal • (2003) • poem by Bruce Boston
• 42 • Advice on Meeting the Devil in Hell • (2002) • poem by Bruce Boston