• Publication: I Love You and There Is Nothing You Can Do About ItPublication Record # 442205
• Author: Gerard Houarner
• Date: 2000-01-25
• ISBN: 1-929653-03-4 [978-1-929653-03-4]
• Publisher: Delirium Books
• Pages: 170
• Format:
  hc^?Hardcover. Used for all hardbacks of any size.
• Type: COLLECTION
• Cover: I Love You and There Is Nothing You Can Do About It (2000) • by Colleen Crary
• Notes: Info from Amazon.com and Abebooks.com LIMITED EDITION: 200 numbered hardcover copies signed by the author, Pelan and Crary

Fiction and Essays (view Full Listing)

• Abandoned Mother • short fiction by Gerard Houarner
• Dead Mother's Club • novelette by Gerard Houarner (variant of The Dead Mothers' Club 1989)
• Five Pregnant Vampires • short fiction by Gerard Houarner
• Good Dead • short fiction by Gerard Houarner
• I Love You and There Is Nothing You Can Do About It • short fiction by Gerard Houarner
• Introduction (I Love You and There Is Nothing You Can Do About It) • essay by John Pelan
• The Lighted Window • (1992) • short story by Gerard Houarner
• Not an Exit • short fiction by Gerard Houarner
• Our Lady of the Jars • (1998) • short story by Gerard Houarner
• The Question Man • (1997) • short story by Gerard Houarner
• Spider Goes to Market • (1997) • short story by Gerard Houarner
• The Oddist • (1996) • short story by Gerard Houarner
• Twelve Nights • (1997) • short story by Gerard Houarner