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• About the Authors (The Best Bizarro Fiction of the Decade) • essay by uncredited
• About the Cover Artists (Alan M. Clark & Kevin Ward: The Best Bizarro Fiction of the Decade) • essay by uncredited
• About the Editor (Cameron Pierce; The Best Bizarro Fiction of the Decade) • short fiction by uncredited
• iii •  The Best Bizarro Fiction of the Decade (frontispiece) • interior artwork by Alan M. Clark and Kevin Ward
• 1 • I Praise the Idiot Beauty of the Unnatural World: An Introduction • essay by Cameron Pierce
• 5 • At the Funeral • (2001) • short story by D. Harlan Wilson
• 9 • Ant Colony • (2010) • short story by Alissa Nutting
• 15 • Fire Dog • (2003) • short story by Joe R. Lansdale
• 23 • Candy-Coated • (2008) • short story by Carlton Mellick, III
• 29 • The Traveling Dildo Salesman • (2009) • novelette by Kevin L. Donihe
• 61 • We Witnessed the Advent of a New Apocalypse During an Episode of Friends • (2008) • short story by Blake Butler
• 69 • Cardiology • (2009) • short story by Ryan Boudinot
• 77 • The Screaming of the Fish • (1999) • short story by Vincent W. Sakowski [as by Vincent Sakowski]
• 79 • Atwater • (2008) • novelette by Cody Goodfellow
• 97 • The Darkness • (2009) • short story by Amelia Gray
• 99 • Li'l Miss Ultrasound • (2003) • novelette by Robert Devereaux
• 115 • Crazy Shitting Planet • (2008) • novelette by Mykle Hansen
• 149 • Caterpillar Girl • (2011) • novella by Athena Villaverde
• 175 • Cops & Bodybuilders • (2002) • short story by D. Harlan Wilson
• 177 • A Million Versions of Right • (2009) • short story by Matthew Revert
• 187 • Hellion • (2010) • short story by Alissa Nutting
• 195 • Mr. Plush, Detective • [Jimmy Plush] • (2009) • short story by Garrett Cook
• 209 • Hat • (2002) • short story by Roy Kesey
• 213 • The Sharp-Dressed Man at the End of the Line • (2006) • short story by Jeremy Robert Johnson
• 219 • Hotel Rot • (2008) • short story by Aimee Bender
• 223 • The Moby Clitoris of His Beloved • (2006) • short story by Roberto Quaglia and Ian Watson
• 233 • Scratch • (2007) • short story by Jeremy C. Shipp
• 239 • The Sex Beast of Scurvy Island • (2009) • novelette by Andersen Prunty
• 271 • Inheritance • (2006) • short story by Jedediah Berry
• 283 • Everybody Is Waiting for Something • (2009) • short story by Andrea Kneeland
• 287 • Ear Cat • (2011) • short story by Carlton Mellick, III
• 305 • Nub Hut • (2009) • short story by Kurt Dinan
• 313 • Punkupine Moshers of the Apocalypse • (2010) • novelette by David Agranoff (variant of Punkupines of the Apocalypse)
• 337 • The Octopus • (2009) • short story by Ben Loory
• 345 • You Saw Me Standing Alone • (2006) • short story by Kris Saknussemm
• 349 • Mr. Bear • (2008) • short story by Joe R. Lansdale
• 365 • Zombie Sharks with Metal Teeth • (2005) • short story by Stephen Graham Jones
• 377 • The Planting • (2003) • short story by Bentley Little
• 389 • Surf Grizzlies • (2011) • short story by David W. Barbee
• 391 • The Misfit Child Grows Fat on Despair • (2002) • short story by Tom Piccirilli